Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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