just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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