I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.