If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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