I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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