so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
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THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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