no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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