piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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