Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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