His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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