just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
