It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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