well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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