dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Two words: blizzard sex
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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