planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
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She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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