Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
This is classic penis vs brain.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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