You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
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you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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