I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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