I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
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Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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