Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
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Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
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All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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