You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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