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Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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