David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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