BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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