On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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