I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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