I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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