I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
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All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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