can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
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You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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