that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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