i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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