sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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