I'm so fucking centered right now
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I just want nice things and good sex
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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