Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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