and next time when you feel me up, do it right
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.