I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut