some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
i think i just lost a toe