I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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