yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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