Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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