Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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