just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
No I am not eating basil off your cock
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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