this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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