I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
This house was built for laser tag.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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