i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
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He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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