Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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