why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
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I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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