so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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