I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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