....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Reggie can tackle my bush.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
