Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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