I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
