weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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