I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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