don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
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Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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