This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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