Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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