wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Randomize
